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[instrumental music]

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[blowing whistle]

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What's the matter, baby?

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Scared you're gonna get
in trouble with the coach?

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Well, you know, I hope I do.

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I just love me
a man in uniform.

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[chuckles]
Well, you know

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I can go slip on
my birthday suit.

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Ooh, I cannot wait to see
you run up and down the court

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in your hot little coach pants.

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Do a little coaching for me,
baby, come on.

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‐ Oh, okay. You like that, huh?
‐ Yeah.

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You little freak.

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[chuckling]

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Alright, guys, look here!

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We're gonna run
a two‐three zone defense.

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‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
‐ Alright?

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‐ You get that?
‐ Ooh! Yeah, I see that. Okay.

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That means, two on top

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and three on the bottom!

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[chuckles]
Ooh, coach.

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You make me wanna
put on a full‐court press.

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Oh, damn, baby,
this is more like a man‐to‐man

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if you ask me.

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(Jonelle)
'Tia!'

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‐ Mm.
‐ Damn! 20 second time out.

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Whoa, whoa, baby. W‐what about
the sexy pants and the whistle‐‐

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T, Robert,
help us settle this, please.

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We're redoin' our floors
and we're tryin' to decide

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which one is best,
what y'all think?

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They both look like wood to me.
Bounce.

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‐ Thank you.
‐ No. T..

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‐ Ugh!
‐ T, help me out here.

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Alright.

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They both look like wood to me.
Bounce.

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‐ Thank you.
‐ T!

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Okay!

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You're right, you're wrong.

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I told you
they'd be able to help.

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Alright, well,
if you get the light floors

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then I'm gettin'
the mirrored ceiling.

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Who's the man?

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You the man!

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That's what I'm talkin' about.

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Now, if y'all will excuse me

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I gotta coach
the man's basketball team.

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That's my little all‐star.

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Tell your little all‐star

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Larry Bird wants his
shorts back.

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♪ Often I wish that we ♪

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♪ Could take the time to see ♪

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♪ The need there is to be ♪

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♪ A family yeah ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪

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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

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♪ Time and seasons change ♪

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♪ But we will still remain ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Hey, puddin',
how was practice?

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You should've seen me, mommy.

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I was shakin' and bankin'!

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He was shakin' and bankin'!

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Nobody could touch me.

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The boy said, "Nobody!"

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I was on fire!

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Too hot to touch!

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I'm so proud of you, baby,
I'm so proud. Mwah!

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So you go clean up,
and I'll make little sandwiches.

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I'll even cut 'em
in little basketballs.

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Yeah! Who's the man?

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You the man!

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The boy sucks.

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‐ What?
‐ You heard what I said.

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He's horrible, P. U. stinky!

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Shh, shh, shh!

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‐ So what?
‐ So what?

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He's my son, Neesee. The boy
has to represent the James name.

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He's only six years old. He can
barely spell the James name.

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Don't kill my baby's joy.

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James' basketball

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goes to the hoop.

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Three, two, one.

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Oh!

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Save it for your game, son.

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[instrumental music]

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Whoo! You guys are looking
good today!

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That's it, Jacob.
Good job, son!

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I'm gonna go pass out
these thundersticks.

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Okay.

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Uh, need some more help
with that?

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Oh, thanks.

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I'm Sarah Willis.
Trevor's mom.

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Oh. Neesee James.

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‐ Bobby's mom.
‐ Oh.

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Wow! You really
go all out, huh, girl?

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Oh, yeah. I've been Team Mom
for two years running.

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‐ Really?
‐ Mm‐hm.

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I didn't know there was
a Team Mom position available.

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Because there's not.

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Mommy, I'm thirsty.

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Baby, I have your water
right here.

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Oh, never mind, mommy,
Ms. Willis is here.

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Ms. Willis' drinks
are the best.

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Can I have one?

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Can he?

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[chuckles]
Mm‐hm.

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[sighs]
Man..

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This referee is a no‐show.

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Oh, no!
What are you gonna do?

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‐ I need you to do it.
‐ What? No, honey.

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I say that's ridiculous.

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I haven't reffed in years.

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‐ What if I mess it up?
‐ Mess up?

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Baby, you were refereeing games
when I met you.

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With those tight
polyester pants on

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and that black and white
striped shirt.

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Looked like
you was in a sexy prison.

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[both chuckling]

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‐ That's so naughty.
‐ Ha‐ha.

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‐ Hey, I'm thinkin‐‐
‐ That's enough. Get it goin'.

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Oh.

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Gather 'round, gather 'round.
Come on in here.

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Come on in here. Listen!

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We're gonna play hard, and we're
gonna play like a team.

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And remember,
everybody's gonna play

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an equal amount of time,
alright?

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[blowing a raspberry]

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[all laughing]

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No matter what their
actual skills are, alright?

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[all cheering]

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Alright, on three.

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‐ One, two, three.
‐ Two, three.

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[in unison]
Tigers!

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Yeah! Yeah! Rawr!

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[blows whistle]

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Hello! I'm Tia.

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The referee.

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But in no way does that mean
I'll be judging

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any of your children today.

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So, without further ado..

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[blows whistle]
Let's get it on!

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Let's go! Alright!

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Come on, Trevor!

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[indistinct chatter]

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That's my baby!

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[indistinct chatter]

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[all cheering]

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What are you doin', coach?
Get 'em back. Come on!

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[dramatic music]

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[all cheering]

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That's my baby! Huh!

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[laughs]

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'Yeah, baby!'

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[indistinct chatter]

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♪ Roar Tigers roar ♪

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♪ Let me see you score ♪♪♪

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‐ Roar!
‐ 'Roar!'

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Alright, look here.
This is what we're gonna do.

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A new group of guys
are gonna go in the game

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so everybody who was in
the game, have a seat. On three.

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[in unison]
One, two, three, Tigers!

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‐ Whoo!
‐ Tigers!

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Why are you takin' Jacob out?
He's the only one who scored.

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Like I said, everybody's gonna
play a equal amount of time.

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Is that the girl scout motto?

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[blows whistle]

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[indistinct screaming]

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(all)
Oh!

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[indistinct screaming]

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[buzzer blaring]

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[whistle blowing]

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Alright. Come on, come on.

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[all cheering]

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Good game, good game, good game.
We'll get 'em next time.

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Alright?
On three, y'all.

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[in unison]
One, two, three, Tigers!

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Did you see that shot
I made with my head, daddy?

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Nobody else did that.

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That's true.

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‐ I'm proud of you, son.
‐ I know.

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You know, I'd be happy
to make the snacks next week.

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Oh, well, thank you,
but, you know

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the kids are used
to a certain...standard.

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You understand?

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Uh‐uh.
I own my own catering company.

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You understand?

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Oh, well, then what exactly
were you thinking?

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Oh, I was thinking
my moist and delicious

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double fudge brownies
would hit the spot.

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Ooh. Mm, tsk‐tsk‐tsk.

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You know,
you might wanna rethink that.

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[chuckles]
We can't fill
up our little athletes

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on butter and sugar, m'kay?

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[laughing]

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How about I fill your butt up
with my foot, m'kay?

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‐ Good game, coach.
‐ Oh, thanks.

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If you like to lose.

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Everyone plays?

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Are you a basketball coach
or a bandleader?

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They're six years old, man.

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‐ Relax.
‐ Or what?

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Yo, man, you're gonna
back up off me or..

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I don't have time for this,
man.

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Look, this is no way for us

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to be acting
in front of our kids.

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Just like I thought.

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I bet you fight like you coach.

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Come on, Jacob.

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[instrumental music]

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[laughing]

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Hey, Bobby.

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What's up, big baller?

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‐ Hey, is everything alright?
‐ Yep.

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Alright.
So, you ready for practice?

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I don't think
I wanna play anymore.

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Ah.

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[chuckles]
Hey, look, son.

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Sometimes,
we're not great at the things

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that we wanna be great at.

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So you know what we do?

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We keep tryin'
and never quit.

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Son, do you know
Michael Jordan?

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Yeah.

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When Michael Jordan

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was in high school

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he was your height.

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Maybe a little bit shorter.

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But in high school, okay?
And‐‐

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Daddy, what's a punk?

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Who's been calling you a punk?

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Were those kids
calling you a punk?

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Not me, dad. You.

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[instrumental music]

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Who's callin' me a punk?

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Is it her? Huh?

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Or how about
that cross‐eyed thumb sucker?

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Everybody says it because you
didn't fight Jacob's dad.

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[scoffs]
Son, listen..

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...sometimes bein' a man
is not about fighting.

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It's about makin' choices.

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And yesterday, fightin' Jacob's
dad was the wrong choice.

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‐ Do you understand?
‐ Yeah.

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If you're scared,
you should take karate.

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Boy, I don't need no karate.

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I'm the one who taught
you how to fight, remember?

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Do you remember when my friend
Sam was being mean to me

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and you said
stop playing with him?

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Yeah, why?

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Since Jacob's dad's
being mean to you

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maybe you should stop coaching.

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And take karate.

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[instrumental music]

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You keep messin'
when I'm from the hood, dawg.

258
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,426
I don't mess with..
I don't like that.

259
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:34,861
‐ Shh..
‐ Mwah.

260
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,830
[screaming]

261
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,001
I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry.

262
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,173
Who do you think
was kissin' on your neck?

263
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,511
It could've been Dracula.

264
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:53,213
[laughs]
Robert, that is so silly.

265
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,415
It's still daylight.

266
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,183
What's goin' on?

267
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,484
Bobby's bein' teased at school

268
00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:00,921
because I didn't fight
Jacob's dad.

269
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,990
‐ Oh.
‐ Ah! Here it is.

270
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,126
I'mma beat him
like he stole somethin'.

271
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:11,131
I'mma slam him
like a cheap screen door.

272
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,099
I'mma hit him so hard..

273
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,401
...his mama's gonna
lose a tooth.

274
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,840
Okay, but look, Robert, you
were the bigger man yesterday

275
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,942
by not fighting,
be the bigger man today.

276
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,144
‐ Just take the high road.
‐ I am.

277
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,279
Judd lives right off
the overpass.

278
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,882
You just need to ask Judd

279
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,184
why he uses insults
and intimidation

280
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,954
to manipulate people,
that's all.

281
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,222
Tia, that's teacher talk.

282
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,324
‐ Robert.
‐ Don't "Robert" me.

283
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,060
My son is not gonna
go through life

284
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,262
thinkin' that his dad
is a punk.

285
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,564
‐ Hey, y'all!
‐ Hey.

286
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,532
Hey, Bobby!

287
00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:47,801
‐ Hey, you got your tickets?
‐ To what?

288
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,870
The Gun Show!

289
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,405
[grunts]
Feel that, feel that, huh?

290
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,142
Okay. We just came by to find
Bobby's basketball goggles.

291
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,078
Well, maybe they're under the..

292
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,446
...couch!

293
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,215
Robert, stop!

294
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,284
I saw Bobby's goggles upstairs.

295
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,252
‐ Thanks, Tia
‐ You're welcome.

296
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,490
‐ Robert.
‐ Ugh! Hm?

297
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,194
[chuckles]
Are you acting like Mr. T

298
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,229
because the basketball team
called you a punk?

299
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:21,101
Bobby told you that?
What'd he say?

300
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,269
He's just worried
about your feelings being hurt.

301
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,506
He think
I can't defend myself, Neesee.

302
00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:29,109
Robert, your job is to show
Bobby how to be a man.

303
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,211
He may not know it now,
but you've done that.

304
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,947
‐ That's what Tia said.
‐ Well, Tia's right.

305
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,617
Thank You, Neesee.
So are you.

306
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,919
‐ Thank you, girl.
‐ You're welcome.

307
00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:43,123
Remember, when I said
I like it when you two agree?

308
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,425
‐ Mm.
‐ I meant with me!

309
00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:48,328
Hey, son.

310
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,063
Ah, you gonna

311
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,932
get some practice in
before the game tomorrow?

312
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,634
No, mommy's makin' chipotle

313
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,103
and I don't wanna get
grease in eyes.

314
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,006
Yeah, that's..
Take it to the skillet, son.

315
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,542
Tsss.

316
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,510
[instrumental music]

317
00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,313
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey, Dirky.

318
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,149
‐ What's up?
‐ Nada.

319
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,120
‐ What's this? Tater Nuts?
‐ Mm.

320
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,589
Spaghetti Z's.

321
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,258
Almost Eggs?

322
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,294
Where you've been shoppin'?
At the shelter?

323
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,630
Tsk. No.

324
00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:26,332
[sighs]
Look, I did my budget,
and I'm just tryin' to do

325
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,101
everything I can
to help us save.

326
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,435
Jonelle, you really think
you're gonna keep us

327
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,005
out of the poorhouse
with canned lettuce?

328
00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:38,144
And I Can't Believe It's Bacon.

329
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,313
Look, well,
one of us has to plan.

330
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,115
Plan for our future..

331
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,517
...our children.

332
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,487
‐ You're not pregnant, are you?
‐ No!

333
00:14:47,521 --> 00:14:49,422
But children are expensive.

334
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,526
‐ What, you wanna buy a kid?
‐ Dirk.

335
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,194
You're doin' too much thinking.

336
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,162
There's no need to even worry
about having kids.

337
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,201
Dirk, are you saying
you don't wanna have kids?

338
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,105
No. I'm saying we should enjoy
each other first.

339
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,340
And then, when you feel
that parental tug at your heart

340
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,510
we borrow Bobby.

341
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,144
[chuckles]
Excuse me?

342
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,113
Yeah, that way,
when we don't want him anymore

343
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,581
we give him back.

344
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:16,016
And we take all the money
we saved and go

345
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,084
lounge in Barbados
or some place.

346
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,586
See? Now, that's planning.

347
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,555
Oh..

348
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,558
Dirky, you have been planning.
Mm.

349
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,292
But we're still gonna have kids.

350
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,461
Yeah, that's cool. Why don't we
practice makin' 'em?

351
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,731
‐ Mm.
‐ Pop open the Champlain.

352
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,498
Ooh.

353
00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:34,367
[instrumental music]

354
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,336
[all cheering]

355
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,741
Time out! Time out!
Time out! Time out!

356
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,143
‐ Yes!
‐ Time out on the court!

357
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,548
Oh, no, baby, not that type

358
00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:50,551
of time out, okay?
Go over there with your team.

359
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:53,186
Now, look here. This is what
we're gonna to do, alright?

360
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,721
Flint, you're gonna take
the ball out

361
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,456
you're gonna get it to Jacob,
alright?

362
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,958
Everybody else..

363
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,394
...just move out of his way.

364
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:04,230
Hey, coach,
and I used that term loosely.

365
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,133
Try not to blow this one too,
huh?

366
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,102
Can somebody give this man
a hug, please?

367
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,139
Okay, Tiger parent.

368
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,208
Let's hear that tiger roar.

369
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,044
(all)
Rawr!

370
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,213
[laughs]

371
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,716
Okay, Tiger parents,
let me hear you say

372
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,618
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪

373
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,687
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪♪♪

374
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,055
[chuckles]
You know what, that was alright.

375
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,525
But let me show you
how to get it started, m'kay?

376
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:35,395
♪ I said oh boom‐chika‐boom ♪

377
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,598
♪ Oh boom‐chika‐boom ♪

378
00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:40,601
♪ I said
oh boom‐chika‐boom boom‐boom ♪

379
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:43,103
♪ And boom‐shaka‐laka ♪

380
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,807
♪ Shaka‐laka shaka‐laka ugh ♪

381
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,509
♪ Shaka‐laka shaka‐laka.. ♪♪♪

382
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:50,343
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪

383
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,245
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪

384
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,080
[all cheering]

385
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,682
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪

386
00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:57,684
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪

387
00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:59,753
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪

388
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,755
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪

389
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,790
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪♪♪

390
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,792
‐ Neesee.
‐ What?

391
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:07,260
What are you doing?

392
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,195
Look, she don't want
none of this, huh.

393
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,263
What did you just
tell me yesterday

394
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,198
about confronting people, huh?

395
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,834
I don't remember,
'cause I'm in a zone right now

396
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,102
so you need to give me 50 feet,
and get out of my feet.

397
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,105
No. You said, "Let it go,
it ain't worth it."

398
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,508
Why don't you take
your own advice, Neesee?

399
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,511
Okay, okay. I'mma let it go
for right now.

400
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,446
'Cause I know where she parked.

401
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,480
[whistle blows]

402
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,850
[indistinct chatter]

403
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,385
Oh, you put him back in,
finally.

404
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,589
All hail Coach James,
King of the obvious!

405
00:17:36,657 --> 00:17:38,491
[whistle blows]

406
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,460
[cheering]

407
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,668
Go, pudding!
Take it to the hoop!

408
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,603
Look, mommy, I got the ball!

409
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,705
Bobby, shoot!
Shoot the ball!

410
00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:54,107
[buzzer blares]

411
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,141
[whistle blows]

412
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,710
Game over!

413
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,679
[indistinct chatter]

414
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:05,218
See that, dad?
Nothin' but nets.

415
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,754
I'm proud of you, son. Ha‐ha.

416
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:10,857
Alright, guys, look,
great game, great game.

417
00:18:10,891 --> 00:18:13,493
We only scored two buckets
for the other team today.

418
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,596
Way to improve.

419
00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,731
Alright, so listen,
why don't you guys go

420
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,199
shake hands,
and then go outside

421
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,867
and get some
of Mrs. Willis' snacks.

422
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,836
Alright? On three.

423
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:26,372
[in unison]
One, two, three, Tigers!

424
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,441
Well, loser,
you did it again.

425
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,410
At least, you're consistent.

426
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,180
Tia, could you
take Bobby outside

427
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,315
to get his snacks, please?

428
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,683
Okay.

429
00:18:36,717 --> 00:18:37,818
But just remember to use

430
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,453
your words, Robert.

431
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:47,728
Judd, I have to ask you
this question

432
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:51,197
because...I said I would.

433
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,499
Why do you feel..

434
00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:54,701
...you have to use insults

435
00:18:54,735 --> 00:18:56,770
to intimidate
and manipulate people?

436
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,640
You tell me, Sally.

437
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,675
[chuckles]
You know what, man?

438
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,777
You're a sad man.

439
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,411
You come down here every game

440
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,848
living your dreams
through your son.

441
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,382
Why don't you
make yourself useful

442
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,351
and turn off the lights
on your way out?

443
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,723
How about I turn
your lights out?

444
00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:17,758
How about I..

445
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,860
[grunting]

446
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,528
What's that? Look what you
made me do, Judd.

447
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:22,929
Look what you done
made me do, Judd.

448
00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:24,197
‐ What, what, w‐what's that?
‐ Ugh!

449
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,532
‐ Ugh!
‐ W‐w‐what?

450
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:28,702
Coach got your tongue, huh?
Can't talk?

451
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,304
So, why don't I tell you what
I think you were gonna say, huh?

452
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,374
You were gonna say, "Hey,
look, I'm sorry, Coach James

453
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,476
"for acting like a fool,
and flapping my gums

454
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,779
and I'll never
disrespect you again!"

455
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,784
I'm Robert James, bitch!

456
00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,752
[instrumental music]

457
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:52,458
[instrumental music]

458
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,394
Hey, you, put down the cookie.

459
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,430
Let's play a little one‐on‐one
for the title of Team Mom.

460
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,400
Fine. But we play
by the rules of the street.

461
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,770
No blood, no foul.

462
00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:07,440
‐ First basket in, wins.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

463
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,276
You take it out.

464
00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:20,286
Who's bringin' snacks next week?

465
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,822
‐ Yeah!
‐ No!

466
00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:24,490
Ha‐ha! Who's your mama?

467
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,893
‐ Yeah! Yeah!
‐ Oh!

468
00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:29,930
♪ I said
oh boom‐chika‐boom boom‐boom ♪♪♪

469
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,467
[theme music]